So my Goddess statues are gone, most likely stolen... there's no sign of breaking and entering, though, so the only thing I can think of is that maybe my landlord... or land lady, hell, I don't know! They must've taken 'em.... I'll have to do some research on that soon, and once I find out they're guilty, I CAN BLOW IT ALL TO HELL! Hahahahahaha, nothing like a little mayhem and distruction to get me havin' a good day!

First thing to do, I suppose, would be to ask the neighbors if they saw anybody come into my room.... Oh. But... with the statues gone, I'll need a job... so, why don't I try getting my old job back! Yeah, and maybe if I bribe Lulu, she can help me find them.... hmm..... 

My Goddess statues have been stolen! How could this have happened?! How'm I supposed to govern the world without them?! Agh, I'm about ready to forsake this blasted little sky-island! Who's in charge of security on this me-forsaken spec of land, anyways?
 

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate whoever stole my statues! I dunno who they are, but they're gonna pay for this!

It's bad enough that I was fired from my manager position for firing Lulu... blast it all, somebody's gonna feel my fire tonight!